Three Musketeers(re-rapier)

This is first time I’m trying to write something which is not at all concerned with sports. I’m doing this bcoz ppl who read my last post thought it was boring n I should try something different. So here I’m writing a short story (rather…character assassination, I would say).  Let me tell you I’m not Alexandre Dumas (I hope you know he is dead already) but this is my version of 3 Musketeers and the main characters or the only characters of my story are Athos, Porthos and DuDOo.  If you find any mistakes and have suggestions for improvement then please keep them to yourself as they are not welcome. This story is non- fictional and any resemblances to someone is done with a purpose and if you don’t like it……..Do whatever you can………(waiting for you)

“Athos” is brilliantly dumb(I love oxymoron …doesn’t mean I love him) ……..He’s not tall or dark either. But he knows to play guitar “well… a couple of songs atleast”, writes poems “Google rocks”, his fav pass time is to play CID with us where he scrutinizes situations to extract excellent observations…You went to a restaurant…hmmm…that means you ate something!! … n we are like…what the hell!! ………He has joined a gym, so that he could make a transformation from Govinda to Salman and has got enrolled for the morning batch but almost every morning I find him sleeping with his mouth open  as if he is dreaming about food or he has kept his mouth open to traps mosquitoes. Athos is really inspired from porthos and tries to copy everything porthos does…………It seems porthos has got himself a unwanted clone……..

Now about the 2^nd musketeer ’DuDOo’……..he’s jack of all trades……..he can cook, in fact he does cook whenever he gets the chance, buys vegetables and the best part is he buys Movie tickets for us, though he takes money from us afterwards but going to a mall n then standing in a queue to get tickets…….In short is he has done wife management course and wants to give all the gals out there, at least one chance……no matter how good or bad they(real altruist)…He has an excellent network. Gets the number of girls and never calls them back…but hey atleast he has got the numbers (I know, I know..u r impressed) ….And on top of it he has guts to share a room with athos( yup a real fighter…he has already seen the worst).

It’s about time I tell you about Porthos……who is the deadliest among the 3 Musketeers and he’s a very good friend of mine and that is the only reason I tolerate his nonsense, it’s entirely different and I’ll write about it later. So concentrating upon Porthos…… For all the gals out there he’s tall, he’s a bit dark , ‘a writer’, though I don’t understand any of his writings, ‘ a singer’ I wonder if he shits in rhythm…it’s just a thought and I don’t wanna think explicitly about it. Off late he’s has got a mental disorder and now he just can’t think about anything else but to get comments on his blog and his status on Facebook…….He’s so obsessed with Facebook that now he uses my account to comment on his status first and then replies to that comment from his account(he needs psychiatrist? Took him to see two of them… even they ended up taking counseling sessions from others of their breed ). He thinks that he is the center of universe and he bases that assumption on the reasoning that 90% of universe is not known to us and considering his immense greatness he can really be the center of universe. Off late he has developed a habit of calling himself the most sarcastic being on the planet and going out and messing with people so that someone can make fun of him(In his view, if not win, someone can try atleast)

I can’t make any more fun of porthos coz he’s the one who inspired me into writing, so now you know who’s the sole inventor of the torture u ppl are going through reading my posts. So take out all ur frustrations beat the hell out of porthos whenever u meet him…

That’s that. Now I will end this by saying “3 musks rock”(which is a good book according to porthos)!!

Spanish Dominance

The golden years of Spanish sports history has just started. This country from Western Europe has made their presence felt in the world of sports…….. The biggest spectacle in terms of viewership, Fifa world cup 2010 was brought to fitting end with Spanish team winning the trophy for the first time and proving that their euro 2008 win was not a fluke by any means……….  They deserved to win the trophy because the class of football they played was praiseworthy and fair, by that I mean that the number of fouls committed by Spanish players were very less in comparison to their competitors. By winning the world cup Spanish team made history as only the 8^th nation to win the world cup. Their success is not limited to their national team; they have been doing pretty well on club level. The likes of Kaka, Ronaldo, Messi, Diego Forlan and many more play their trade in Spanish league. This speaks volumes abt the level at which Spanish football is and from here on its going to get even better.

And it’s not just football. In tennis, Spain has won Davis cup under the leadership of Rafael Nadal. He after winning Wimbledon this year, dethroned the great Roger Federer to become “World No 1” in individual events. Spain’s influence in world of sports was increased many folds by Alberto Contodor who won this year’s Tour de France cycling competition…….In the last 5 years this tour has been won by Spanish riders. It shows that how dominating they have been in this sport. Iceing on the cake was done by Lorenzo winning the MotoGp race. He currently leads the riders standing and kind of form he’s in I can’t find anyone challenging him for the title.

In the 21^st century Spain is enjoying something of a sporting “Golden Age“-similar to the 17th century Spanish domination in painting and literature. In the recent past almost every sport has had Spanish Triumphs, be it in team or individual sport. Now a days, Spain is not known for its bull fighting but is known as a giant in the world of Sports. Just a few years back Spanish team were called as chokers as they always failed to perform at the international stage but the triumph in Euro 2008 and then winning the Fifa world cup in 2010 that made them only second team in the history to become the European and world champions. The big guns of cricket should b happy bcoz Spain is nt yet part of the cricketing world…….

Introduction sports–>Blog !!!

This is the first time I’m writing something, obviously inspired my roomie Peter who recently got a good number of hits on his blog, congrats to him.  A small warning for people who might read my blog…… Plz get ur insurance done before you go ahead and read my blog, coz u r bound to laugh(not coz m very funny…bt coz of the unintentional humour that i might create) and that might make me angry and then I can’t guarantee you about your safety. ..(angry young man..u thnkn dat?…if yes then u share my frens’ perspective).

I am a sports fan so most of the posts that would come wud be related to my views on sports but for this first post i thot of explaining the reason for which i came to this world of blogging. First reason was the continuous torture that i hv to bear by reading peter’s blog and second reason is a associated with a gal “as usual”, a beautiful gal whose blog was shown to me by peter ”one of d few good things he has done for me”, she was damn hot. I didn’t know that such beautiful gals also write blogs. But it is extremely tough to write specially if you are a first timer and a complete sports maniac like me. On the other hand i am getting no help from my more illustrious roommate “In writing blogs”, on the contrary i have to bear his comments. I don’t know how frequently i’ll be able to write the blog, but one good thing that is bound to happen now is dat i will start to appreciate the people who write….phew..its a tough task . I have heard that all good things take time to come out so I’m sorry but u’ll have to wait for my next post….

-Vishal